what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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