butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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