I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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