All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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