Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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