We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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