I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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