I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
she was so not down for the gang bang
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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