I cannot find my penis.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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