This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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