She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
