i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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