There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
It's just like the Real World with babies
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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