I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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