I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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