Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Even my vagina gasped.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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