I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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