i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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