This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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