on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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