And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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