Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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