Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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