Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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