Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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