unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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