: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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