Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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