I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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