Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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