Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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