how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??