brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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