i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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