1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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