Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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