Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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