Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
you inspire me to be a worse person
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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