so explain again why im purple
no
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
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I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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