What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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