I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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