oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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