his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
The Olympian is in my bed
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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