i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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