considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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