The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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