I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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