I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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