the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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