Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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