Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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