you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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