cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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