Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Randomize
