i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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