sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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