Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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